Neat Trick

My very first one act play...

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Democrat: You’re racists!
Republican: No, we’re not!

Democrat: Then why’d you bring up the topic of race?
Republican: We didn’t bring up the topic, you did!

Democrat: That’s because we knew you were thinking about it.
Republican: Wait. You just accused us of bring up the race topic. You lied.

Democrat: Your racism got me so angry that I got confused.
Republican: That seems to be a chronic problem for you.

Democrat: See? You all are racists!
Republican: What did that have to do with race?

Democrat: You think black people are confused!
Republican: But, but, but…you’re white!

Democrat: I’m going to tell everybody how racist you Republicans are and we’re going vote for Obama because of you racists!
Republican: …

[The End]

Comments

[Yeff]

EXCELLENT play! LOL

Here, have you heard this joke?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Barack Obama
Barack Obama, who?
RACIST!

[baldilocks]

Tee Hee right back.

[Tully]

Lather, rinse, repeat. :-D

[MrsWeebork]

Nice work. I found it very accurate and hilarious. What a world we live in!

[MTheads]

Don't you love how Dems are already attributing Obama's possible defeat to America's latent racism? If he wins, the racists were overcome. If he loses, the racists won.

[ordi]

I can not figure out why the Dems and the MSM are running with this.
Is it because they want a built in excuse if Obama loses or is it because they want to shame other Americans into voting for Obama? Or is it they think their follow citizens really are racists? Do they think this will help or hurt Obama or McCain.

What is their strategy?

[nyrofan]

Very clever..:)

Not over at HA that much anymore, eh?

[me]

Neat Trick pt II: (The Dog Chases It's Tail)

Black conservative: Obama has no experience and he is a Muslim from Muslim-stan who went to.. HARVARD!!!!! Look how he does not deny it with his pretty words.

reality based: Who is Sara Palin?

Black conservative: You deranged scumbag sexist liberals. You hate white working class mothers especially if they are pretty unwed teenagers. You elitist traitor. Did I mention you are deranged? Why are you so mean? BOO HOO !!!!

reality based: What er?? So um you are supportive of unwed Black teenage mothers and the poor?

Black conservative: Those lazy, lumpen, uneducated welfare queens. They need to get off the Democratic plantation, work hard and go to Harvard so they can afford a full gas tank, talk properly and join the upper class.

FIN

[Ben-David]

What's that line about history repeating first as comedy, then tragedy?

So first we had Juliette's play - and then me's.

[waltj]

B-D, the line is "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce". Farcical indeed, Me.

[baldilocks]

The beginning of Me's play is especially non-sensical here since I was the one who was consistently saying that BHO was *not* a Muslim.

I must have hurt me's feelings. Again.

[Xpressions]

When the liberal illuminati can not make their case wisely, they turn to racism. Racism has nothing to do with this race, the issues do!